literallytheworstblogger:

herounit:

IF GOD ISNT REAL PLEASE EXPLAIN THIGH HIGHS

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2027

Looking up places to stay with Ling.. Paying close attention to the beds and bathrooms as well as how good the noise cancellation is

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me: hey there! How are ya? What brings you in?
rich white customer: just killing time. just brought in my 19-inch Macbook to get fixed and ended up buying a new 25 inch Mac computer and couple iPads for the kids, and the new iPhone 6 bc idk lmao bc I can duh. Anyway this watch is only $245??? No way LEMME GET TWO. What?? This purse is 298?? Shit let me get this duffel as well. my total is only $1500?? here's my delta airlines American Express. I have like 3 million miles because I travel SO MUCH. Oh man haha well toodles! I have to go buy a bunch of shit I don't need but can afford in Bloomingdales because im rich as hell bye loser :-)
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Dude…. Ling is so fucking talented.. I can’t wait till she shows the world.

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