me: why are you using your stepdad's netflix account, use yours
Lucas: i don't have one
me: yes you do, we have a shared one
Lucas: what
me:
me:
me: .....yes, you're paying for it....every month.....for the past....6 months...............
Lucas: I am????????
me:
Lucas: weren't you supposed to cancel that??????????????????????????
me:
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andoutcamethewolf:

samkidanuengirl:

lilcoffee:

thisshitfunny:

crippledbypizza:

Do long distance relationships work at all?

No

nah

never

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KaKAO for president tbh

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My girlfriend is a truly talented writer and I can’t wait for her to share her story with all of you!!

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Anonymous asked: you're really hot. Please date me instead !

WHAT? I’m hot?!! Hold on let me call my mother over and show her this message. I made it ma! But yea no, I’ll never be with anyone but Ling forever until hell freezes over and the world implodes. Even then I’ll be with her but we’ll just be cosmic energy. Try elsewhere pal

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I don’t mind that we lost, Germany played incredibly and we looked lost out there without Thiago Silva’s guidance. Not to mention Neymar. The thing that upsets me is that my people will now start a bunch of trouble. I wish we could just accept defeat, try next time and not embarrass ourselves with these riots and outbursts.

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