Anonymous asked: you're really hot. Please date me instead !

WHAT? I’m hot?!! Hold on let me call my mother over and show her this message. I made it ma! But yea no, I’ll never be with anyone but Ling forever until hell freezes over and the world implodes. Even then I’ll be with her but we’ll just be cosmic energy. Try elsewhere pal

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I don’t mind that we lost, Germany played incredibly and we looked lost out there without Thiago Silva’s guidance. Not to mention Neymar. The thing that upsets me is that my people will now start a bunch of trouble. I wish we could just accept defeat, try next time and not embarrass ourselves with these riots and outbursts.

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You are the universe, you create your own experience here on earth, you are important.

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Ling will forever be the cutest

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